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Friday, June 12, 2009

超戰機的愛

這小伙子, 早知他潛力驁人,
怎個使他盡顯功駕?
唯有色誘。

美女當前, 要表示男子氣概;
每秒五百格的高速攝錄機鏡頭下,
收起兩翼, 俯衝而下。

逹到秒速身長三八三倍時,
猛地展翅開尾,
騰然飛昇。

小伙子呀,
早知你是飛行速度冠軍,
戰鬥機也不及你!

但九倍地心吸力,
足以陷入昏迷。
真的為了女色,
可以連性命都不要?

(閱讀When a Hummingbird Goes Courting, He Moves Faster Than a Fighter Jet有感)

2 comments:

nam kiu said...

I think, in the original news report, the comparison of speed with a fighter jet using body length as reference is meaningless and therefore misleading.

韋言仁語 said...

Well, I haven't thought about that. It looks like a little trick to catch the readers' eyeballs -- it tricks me successfully :P